
A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots
Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy:
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but
not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live
in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to
take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live
in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check,
buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to
vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If the government
wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines
that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to
the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was
founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If, in the nation’s
largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda,
because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live
in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If an 80-year-old woman or a three-year-old girl who is confined to a
wheelchair can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman
in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head
searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but
is run by idiots.
If your government believes that the best way
to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more —
you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.
If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for
saying his teacher is “cute,” but hosting a sexual exploration or
diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live
in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.
If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government
regulation and intrusion, while not working is rewarded with Food
Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell
phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is
run by idiots.
If the government’s plan for getting people
back to work is to provide incentives for not working, by granting 99
weeks of unemployment checks, without any requirement to prove that
gainful employment was diligently sought, but couldn’t be found — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.
If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself
the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares,
a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the
government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.
If being stripped of your Constitutional right to
defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you
might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by
idiots.
What a country!
Jeff Foxworthy makes me laugh.....usually. This hit the nail on the head in so many way. I am just disappointed there weren't more. There should be one about the rich not paying taxes (but Jeff is a wealthy guy so maybe he likes having all the tax breaks...sure wish I could afford some of them). There should be something about having a President fly all over the world with his family during these hard economic times. There should also be something about being able to pick on Christianity but not being able to pick on Islam. Believe it or not I'm a Democrat, but I do not like being taken advantage of by my government, I do not like being spied on by my government, I do not like the fact that here in America, during terrible economic times which I personally feel, that all people aren't willing to give more but the majority who have nothing are expected to give all. Maybe then Jeff can get back to writing things that make us laugh!